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Written by Smilin Mylan
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| We are super stoked to represent the 85% (let's be honest now) of people who enjoy surfing but are really, well... |
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Why?
Why not?
Hey, everyone has a bad day, even the least crap surfers (Kelly) know when things don't work right and its time to 'fess up.
C'MON, TURN YOURSELF IN.
Everyone has to start somewhere.
Why not stand up and shout it out loud -
Hey Yeah, I’m crap and I’m proud!
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Why not become a member of our movement and help bring the sense of humour that surfing has always been famous for, back into surfing
You don’t need anything. Not even a board. You just have to quite like the idea of being a surfer and NO, we do not discriminate against people who are good at surfing (Kelly) because-
BEING A CRAP SURFER IS A STATE OF MIND
So feel free to use the site: blog, use the forum, help us work out why we exist. Watch the films, read the articles and come to the events.
Help us by sending in photos and telling all your friends around the world that crap surfer is here and ready to rock.
Smilin Mylan and Mozo
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Written by Ninefoot
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Being a crap surfer I thought that other fellow wannabees would appreciate some no nonsense opinion about where to surf in the area between Eastbourne and Seaford in East Sussex. Please bear in mind that I am, and always will be, truly crap at surfing and whilst I may know my mind I know absolutely nothing about surfing and therefore you would do well to ignore this article.
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Written by Smilin Mylan
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Meet others who are crap (possibly crapper than you) and want to be less crap but harbour no genuine ambition to turn professional.
Just let us know your details and we will email you with the course dates.
Courses will be held in West Cornwall, which has three coasts, so will pick up any swell that is UK bound.
If you have any worries about being:
- Fat
- Old
- Unfit
- Uncoordinated
- Un-cool
- Intelligent
- Wrong sunglasses
- Open toed sandals with light brown socks
- etc
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Fear not for you will fit in perfectly because all are welcome and everyone laughs at everyone else. Then someone gets up on their board and shouts whoooopeee! then falls off again.
Get better at surfing without loathing yourself.
B&B residential(all hand picked), airport transfers, qualified (human) instructors, suits and boards provided, fabulous scenery, interesting people, great exercise. Great local cuisine, etc etc
Return home having got thoroughly wet.
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Written by Smilin Mylan
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We were on Radio 4 on 13th January 2007, on Saturday Live. They broadcast the Gorilla Report from the Crap Surfer World Championship, and we also got Len Goodman (head judge of Strictly Come Dancing) to agree to enter this years World Crap Surfer Championship!!!
To listen to an edited version (with Len Goodmans agreement to enter at the end) in mp3 format - click here (7.9mb)
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Written by Smilin Mylan
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Just in time for Radio 4's broadcast we are delighted to have completed the video from the WCSC. Many thanks to Ed and Mozo for all their editing efforts to get this to you.
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